------------------------------------- THEME #18 - SKYFALL BY DOUCHEYWOLF http://doucheywolf.tumblr.com/ -----------------------------------------------------------------------> I'm a sarcastic asshole
Wet--sewer--cat


coolscar:

"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u










hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop









mydogsnokes:

emotionally horny 


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eastlyeast:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1

eastlyeast:

lightdaknessdragonkeybladewelder:

timco0p:

When the maker of tumblr is on your dashboard, always reblog.

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Number one rule of Tumblr.

Gotta reblog.

Rule 1





michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that






thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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then

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fine

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS






katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league






daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it









plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person